Dear Tempura Ice Cream:
I don't know how it's possible that I lived for nearly 30 years before finally discovering your spectacular awesomeness. Given my passionate (some may say manic) love of both ice cream and fried foods, you encompass all that is right in my world. While I'm somewhat saddened that it took me this long to find you, perhaps it was meant to be this way. I probably wouldn't have appreciated you in my naive youth before I adopted the philosophy of "I don't care if it's bad for me, I'm only planning on living once!" So now that I've found you, dear tempura ice cream, I'm looking forward to spending lots of time with you post-meals. Thank you for showing me that there truly is some goodness left in this world.
My love and appreciation,